5 Reasons Being Alone Sucks, Dude.
Yup. You kicked that “bitch” to the curb didn’t you? She nagged you to no end. She glued herself to your hip. She gave you a hard time any time you wanted to have a dudes night out. 
When you did have a dudes night out, she was checking in on you all the time and you found yourself with a curfew. Sure, you were having regular sex, but you were thinking about sleeping with something strange. Your xbox started collecting dust. You HATE Grey’s Anatomy, America’s Next Top Model and Friends reruns but that’s all that ever played on your t.v. And, fuck, you bought that tv. You thought to yourself how great the single life would be. Then, you became single and it was AWESOME….for about 2 weeks. Now you realize it sucks being alone. Here’s 5 reason why.
- Dude’s night out happens just as infrequently as it did when you thought your girlfriend was the only thing in the way. Fact is, your friends still have girlfriends and they definitely don’t want their boyfriends hanging out with you now that you’re single.
- Playing video games gets old quicker than you thought.
- Taco Bell is AWESOME……but not when you’re eating it by yourself….every night…e v e r y n i g h t.
- Meeting new chicks online is pretty cool. You even get these girls to turn on their webcams and strip for you. Problem is, you’re paying $3.99/minute for them to talk to you.
* I actually think cam chatting is awesome, just not all the time. If you’re into nude chicks on their webcams, go where I go. Here’s a link:
SpiceCams.com – Free Live WebCam Sex Chat - Your exgirlfriend, who actually liked to have sex with you, is now getting boned by somebody else….probably someone you know.
