How To Have The Perfect Date: A Walkthrough For Guys
Monday, 06 Jul 2009
So, you got a date with a girl and you want to know how to make it perfect. We can help you. She’s probably is or will be at Lakeside Mall trying on countless outfits in hopes to impress you. 
She knows how to be a lady, and , even without her new dress, you’re already impressed. What you need to do is follow the guide below to make sure you stay on her mind long after you’ve dropped her off. So, before you two go to fat city to have dinner at Drago’s, you’re going to want to read closely to ensure you’ll be having drinks together after dinner at the Bulldog.
- Clean Yourself Up! Make sure you don’t look like a bum. She’s going to fancy herself up, you should too. You may have met her while you were wearing sweaty gym clothes or while you were wearing your bumming around clothes at Wal-Mart, but she doesn’t want you dressed, or smelling, that way when you go out on a date with her. Make sure your clothes aren’t wrinkled up and make sure you remember to put some deodorant on. If you wear cologne, only put on enough so she’ll smell it when she’s in close, not when you’re pulling up in her driveway. Don’t forget the little things like cleaning your ears and trimming those nose hairs. Odds are, you’re taller than her which means she will be looking up at you the whole night. Nothing is worse than having to stare at a long, curly nose hair or a booger. If you’re a smoker, try not to have a cigarette in between brushing your teeth and picking her up.
- Leave 20 minutes earlier than you originally planned. You know where she lives, you know what traffic is going to be like, and you’re master of the open road. If you planned on leaving your house at 7:40 PM to pick her up at 8:00 PM, go ahead and leave at 7:20 just to be safe. If you think you’re going to be getting there a bit too early, just park somewhere near her home and wait a bit. She won’t know you were parked around the block. Women may not always be ready on time, but they frown upon late arrivals.
- Use those manners momma taught ya. If she’s running late, don’t make her feel worse about it. You don’t want to stress her out. Be polite, smile, and be patient. Don’t forget to open doors for her, and even pull out her chair for her at dinner. Women like to be independent, but they also like to be treated like a lady.
- Lay it on….but not too thick. Women love to hear how great they are. Compliment her clothes and don’t be afraid to tell her she looks beautiful. Compliments work like magic to warm up a woman, but don’t tell her she’s pretty over and over. Too many compliments will make you look desperate. Also, don’t make any sexual innuendos. Just don’t. you’re with a lady on a date, not a drunk broad sitting on a bar stool.
- Get the wax out of your ears. You’ve got to pay attention to her and that means listening. It doesn’t matter if she’s talking about her cat’s bowel movements or how her mom find the coolest tumblers at Big Lots, you’ve got to seem interested……..even if you aren’t.
- Silence is the enemy. You don’t want to be sitting at a table together with nothing to talk about. That kind of silence is the worst. I’m sure you have something to talk about. Shoot, bring up the weather if you have to, just keep the ball rolling. A good idea is to ask her questions. Again, women love to talk and by you asking her questions about herself, or her opinion about something, you’ll avoid silence and almost certainly keep her entertained. Don’t bring up any sex stuf, please. Just don’t.
- Offer to pay. You don’t have to come off like some kind of high roller when the bill comes. Just grab the bill and pull out your wallet. If she offers to pay, tell her you’ve got it. Put up a brief fight but if she insists, allow her to only pay for half. Tell her you had a great dinner and that you’d love to do it again (if you really want to). Hopefully she’ll give you a look that tells you she doesn’t want to go home right away. If you get that look, ask her if she’d be interested in having a drink somewhere so you can keep talking. If you’ve followed the above steps, she should.
- Repeat Steps 3 – 7 if you’re having drinks. Just keep being charming. This should be easy. You already got her past dinner. You’re doing great!
- Go slow on the sauce. Don’t get drunk. How many good stories do you have about the time you got totally hammered when you were on a first date with someone. Probably none. Drink easy and just keep letting the magic happen. Offer to pay for the drinks like you did for dinner.
- Leave HER wanting more. You shouldn’t have tried to grope her in any way by now and you shouldn’t have brought up anything to do with sex. Leave it up to the losers and creeps to do that. You’ve been a gentleman and she’s noticed. You’re the Cat’s Meow right now and I’m proud of you. When you drop her off, walk her up to the door and make sure she gets in okay. From the porch, tell her again how lovely she looked and how much you enjoyed your night out with her. Please don’t try to force a kiss. Don’t be that guy. She’s probably had horror stories of real weiners trying to sneak a kiss from her or talk their way inside. You’re not that guy. Not tonight at least. If she wants to kiss you, she will. Go in for a little hug and leave it at that. She’ll be intrigued by the gentleman who just brought her home from a memorable date.
Now find a date so you can use these tips.
